Today, I'm seven months pregnant and going to college. I had to use the bathroom, but all of the bathrooms at my building were closed, so I had to walk to the next building, a block away. I didn't make it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
jbivens1992 17
Its a well kept secret...but every pregnant woman is entitled to at least one accident per pregnancy. Good for you though for staying in school throughout your pregnancy! That takes commitment and a hefty amount of will power. :)
Enkeria 30
I know how that feels OP! I've been there once when I was pregnant. Don't sweat it. Just brush it off. Tell people the baby kicked your bladder and it was too late.
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Comments (69)
Jennababy2792 20
I would have played it off that your water broke lol
HijoDeCrouton 4
Hope the birth wasn't too painful
purple_duck88 6
I think they're assuming that because there is pressure on the bladder during pregnancy which leads to one wetting themselves
HijoDeCrouton 4
chill bruh it was a joke
isuckwithnames 22
A bad joke
hiyachicka 9
I used to lose control of my bladder when I got morning sickness...
meghanclean 17
That's horrible omg. I hope that didn't happen often
lynnlady 6
Me too!!! Every damn morning for 3 months!
sheilandthegirls 20
Oh it's just the beginning! I didn't have any accidents while pregnant (some very close calls though). Now, after 2 pregnancies, I pee myself every time I sneeze :)
ChimeraThorne 19
So thankful I never had n accident (came ever so close though!) but Mother Nature is paying me back big time now hahaha. Still, my girls make it worth it
jrl227 5
What does being in college have to do with it? You are pregnant and didn't make it to the bathroom due to the baby not the school.
liindsey 25
They're in college, the bathrooms were closed, they didn't make it to the next one over. Without that information, all you're left with is a baby kicking a bladder story, which is pretty common. It's an FML, what more do you want?
HeartYou101 31
They're in a public place that SHOULD have bathrooms open, that's why it's important to mention...
derperbear 8
You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.
sparkledoge 29
I've seen a lot off comments about it and seriously, playing it of as if her water broke is a very bad idea. A pregnancy is nothing is play with, what if someone calls the hospital ? Not to mention she's 7 months pregnant so unless premature birth happens she's still gonna be pregnant and perfectly fine the next day. How is she going to explain that ? "Oh, they just put new water in there and closed my uterus so it doesn't leak anymore"
Lily_Rain77 25
We're in the same boat at my college. 2 working stalls in the basement of the whole building. Stay strong and pee at every opportunity.
kaylocca 20
When my sister was pregnant and got to about 7 months everytime she sneezed she peed herself. lol it's okay being pregnant gives you excuses to get away with a lot of things.
kirbo2 21
It doesn't sound nice, but ever thought about keeping a bucket handy?