Today, I'm seven months pregnant and going to college. I had to use the bathroom, but all of the bathrooms at my building were closed, so I had to walk to the next building, a block away. I didn't make it. FML
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Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
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jbivens1992 17
Its a well kept secret...but every pregnant woman is entitled to at least one accident per pregnancy. Good for you though for staying in school throughout your pregnancy! That takes commitment and a hefty amount of will power. :)
Enkeria 30
I know how that feels OP! I've been there once when I was pregnant. Don't sweat it. Just brush it off. Tell people the baby kicked your bladder and it was too late.
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Inkoseh 33
Pretty sure a building that hold people in it legally has to have a bathroom. Especially a school. The physical building itself needs to have a working one. Not another building, that one. Give the campus a warning!
Krankerev 10
YDI for being ******* pregnant during college.
wordygirl 11
Must be Ohio State, the buildings of classes go block after block, sad that has happened but tomorrow is another day!:)
Enkeria 30
Yeah...lets lie and then the people the next day will be confused. No. The baby has just finished developing and is gaining weight at this point so there's a big difference between 7 months and 9 months.
__Kaia__ 12
When I was 6 months pregnant, I was a bridesmaid at my brother's wedding. In the middle of the ceremony, my daughter.gave me a nice kick straight to the bladder. Even though I had gone to the bathroom right before the ceremony started and didnt even feel the slightest urge, I still instantly peed a waterfall. To say it was mortifying. Would be an understatement. I don't think I will ever be able to live it down considering there are pictures and a video. So, you aren't alone OP. I--with many other pregnant and formerly pregnant women--are standing with you in pissed-soaked solidarity.
mcrmymember 2
if I were there I'd hand you my coat to wrap around your waist and walk you somewhere so you could get cleaned up and change. and if anyone stared or made snide comments, they'd deal with me. don't worry hon. the only people who will judge you are immature people that have no idea what it's like to be in your shoes.
pancakessdsjsn 17
:( I'm so sorry OP! Hopefully won't happen again.
lilfox67 13
Aw it's leaky
fantasyworld 39
It's happened to tons of pregnant women.