Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on vacation, my brother asked a native of the area for help. Once he got it, he thanked them with "Muchos gracias" in the best Spanish accent he could do. We're in Japan. FML
Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. While under the influence of the drugs, I tried to speak Japanese. Later, my Japanese roommate informed me that I was saying "I am a weasel" over and over again. FML
Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML
Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in my country can speak "proper English". We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML
Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML
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SoulEaterSE 23
Someone watched too much anime
Emma1562 35
Your brother sounds like a dumbass
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Comments (103)
marieluhh24 8
This is why weeabs are disliked.
bandaidstations 28
Thumbs up if you've got no idea what any of those words mean and google weeboo
DoomedGemini 38
Weeaboo is an annoying anime fan that usually is disrespectful or annoying and basically idolizes anything Japanese. Usually ignores the culture other than anime, though.
ChristinePi 36
Sugoi means amazing and Baka means idiot. However in Japan weaboo actually means someone who is extremely obsessed with something and generally stays in and is antisocial. Like a hermit.
menja 29
Time to learn word number one: Sumimasen! (I apologize)
MidnaLink 35
No, Sumimasen means "Excuse me". Shazai shimasu means "I apologize".
strange_thoughts 22
Sumimasen can be both, but just be safe and go with gomennasai
khoov19 20
Hey, on the bright side of things, if their beatings are like their food you won't be sore in about a half an hour!!
Dave_Davington 34
You're thinking of Chinese.
khoov19 20
all the same bahahahaha
ChristinePi 36
That's impressive. Japanese people are generally very polite and keep to themselves.
BeenIt 5
Did they use martial arts? Because if they did, that's an authentic beat down!!!
gracehi 33
He must have really been an asshole because I've heard from people who used to live in Japan that the Japanese are usually pretty accommodating and patient with foreigners.
Halfass 8
Notice me, senpai!
vikky538 29
What do you call "beat the shit out of us" in japanese
puppie406 23
Bukkorosu. Don't ask how I know that.
Sandman2015 12
Dear Lord, yeah you really have to work hard to piss off the Japanese. What did he say other than the few words he knew?