Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on vacation, my brother asked a native of the area for help. Once he got it, he thanked them with "Muchos gracias" in the best Spanish accent he could do. We're in Japan. FML
Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. While under the influence of the drugs, I tried to speak Japanese. Later, my Japanese roommate informed me that I was saying "I am a weasel" over and over again. FML
Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML
Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in my country can speak "proper English". We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML
Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML
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SoulEaterSE 23
Someone watched too much anime
Emma1562 35
Your brother sounds like a dumbass
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Comments (103)
imerichello 18
Sorry your brother caused you to get beat up hope you feel better OP:)
DaRito 25
THAT SOUNDS SO KAWAII!!!!! **** weebs.
chitochito 17
Story of my ******* life. I actually saw something like that here in Kitakyushu recently...
MidnaLink 35
It's not really "Story of your life", unless it happens to you almost constantly.
chitochito 17
Actually, I've seen a guy like OP's brother at least 1-2 times a month for almost my whole life. Or at least as far back as I can remember.
HoboMeth 36
ばかちんちん！
TonierShadow 19
¿Qué?
ackligtful 26
"Idiot penis"? Nice
Shan2510 14
mr roboto?
KingOfPandas 13
Who else used goolge transelate?
Candied_person 13
Whatching anime is fine but come on really
nonononononono_fml 16
Either he needs to smarten up or you guys might need to learn how to get faster on your feet, OP. Good luck
worldclassrager 41
Get a translator before you are left for dead if you get beat up too much
christopherwilli 14
Wow those are some really aggressive Japanese people
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
He probably accidentally, but very confidently, insulted their mothers or something. This ass whooping will probably make the idea realise that a handful of phrases is not equivalent to knowing a language.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I watch anime myself, and I cringe at dumbasses like your brother.
Tyyeezyjr 13
Wow he prolly thought it'd be a fun joke and then learned otherwise, sorry OP