Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, after months of searching, I finally found a flat that is affordable and with amazing flatmates. The catch? I'm developing feelings for one of them. My heart sinks when they have a date over. I'm also in a relationship. The situation is eating me up inside. I hate that I'll have to go. Cupid, go f*ck yourself. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML
Today, my flat has turned into a pigsty. My flatmate decided to make the lounge his bedroom and it looks like a bomb has hit it. I haven’t been able to sleep, as he doesn’t sleep at night and talks to friends all night long or plays loud music. FML
Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML
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Top comments
BBeffedmylife 28
I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..
Nolimit2217 32
Better go get a hobby.
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Comments (59)
TM24D 15
I'm sorry dude that sucks :(
davidpropert 32
Thank you for that wonderful insight
iLike2Teabag 27
It would suck more if they were doing it in OP's bed.
TrippingOnAcid 29
And left the used condom in there
False_Stupidity 42
It would suck more if OP could see them and they were, well, sucking more!
TM24D 15
@davidpropert Screw you, sarcastic twat.
davidpropert 32
Anytime :)
bardo264 17
That sounds really lonely. Hang in there, op!
BBeffedmylife 28
I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..
devildog562 33
Why not just play some Marvin Gaye loud. Nothing wrong with the roomies getting some. Hopefully op will find something to make her happy.
lndala 15
Op is male
devildog562 33
Touché. Does it really matter though?
iAmPaul 49
Yes, it does.
DrCheese 16
But headphones.
Nolimit2217 32
Better go get a hobby.
Eliseopwns 22
You don't need a date to be happy; but if you want one, go get 'em, tiger!
MegasaurusRex89 28
It's not worth obsessing about having a date or a gf. Just go out and enjoy your own life without relying on others. Plus, if you go out and do things you enjoy, you're more likely to find a like-minded girl ;)
jaredofmo 22
That's how I feel. Go and live life, and sometime, you may run into someone to live life with.
TrippingOnAcid 29
I'd go out, take a walk or something.
5secondsofvvifi 21
I think it's time to get out, maybe call up some friends for coffee or something. Or just take a stroll with your earbuds. You sound a little lonely, hang tight!
martin8337 36
Try dating or hookup websites.
UhHuhHoney 20
Well sitting around isn't going to get you a date haha