Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a kidney infection; the symptoms include nausea and having to pee every five minutes. I had to walk six miles in the pouring rain to pick up the medication, peed in the woods twice, got honked at while throwing up on the road, and my boyfriend told me not to complain. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, after breaking my leg, I'm unable to put any weight on it whatsoever. Our bedroom? Upstairs. Our only bathroom? Basement. My husband thought it would be a great idea to leave me alone and unable to walk to go babysit his nieces. I had to piss in a bucket. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML
Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML
Today, I'm banned from the only working bathroom in my house because my mother is cleansing for an upcoming colonoscopy. My options are either a bucket in the basement, or wetting myself. FML
Today, I started antibiotics for a UTI. Now, along with a burning sensation whenever I pee, I also need to try not to fall asleep, put up with the headaches, nausea, and lightheadedness from the tablets, all while working two jobs and being a parent. Six days to go. FML
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Top comments
LovesSushi 25
Wait, you're not supposed to pee when you cough?
kut17 11
Wow. You must be in a pissy mood.
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Comments (66)
Dcm210 19
Drink some cranberry juice.
sierraleeannee 13
When I get uti's, I can't pee at all. Weird..get well soon OP!!
Longshott 4
Is this really an FML? Depends
underdose 9
Why dont you just get somone to pick you up some poise (there for older women with leakage problems but theyll work for this. If anyone is able too
nachosbabygurl 9
u poor thing hope u feel beter soon
KiddNYC1O 22
Drink cranberry juice!
sugoine 12
Ever heard of poise or chucks??? Seriously...
FacePalmFail 9
Why don't you just stay in the bathroom..?
murkinstock 5
I hope you get well soon
ridely 5
It's a good thing you caught that UTI though, I had one but didn't catch it and it turned into a kidney infection that I almost had to go the hospital for and I couldn't talk without it hurting. I hope you feel better soon! :(