Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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amadeclton 27
You should've gotten up and left.
Sandsh8rk 36
And he wonders why his other relationships have failed...
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Comments (96)
Niedermayer_20 12
That's expected from " a boy". Now go find yourself a man.
ostfaiz 18
he is self centric, he doesn't even care about your first time, your feelings, enthusiasm but all he is upset because of his past, his mood. You deserve someone special Op not this asshole! FYL
laineym1 10
He gave up? Now we know why his past relationships failed...
cynthia789 3
Should have heard him out. Yeah it sucked you guys got interrupted, and that he was suddenly not in the mood, but he was opening up to you. Should have taken the time to listen to him. Intiment moments will happen more the better you get to know him. p.s. On a side note though I do feel he shouldn't have been so insensitive to your feelings.
Steen757 13
should have kicked him out
dangousity 21
Great choice!
sullivankeara 25
Awww girl, that's no way to start you off
so_smooth 13
And why don't I know the word broad? The things we'll never know
demonfacee 14
You have an amazing boyfriend... not!
madazphotography 11
If I was him I wouldn't have given up. XD