Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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Top comments
amadeclton 27
You should've gotten up and left.
Sandsh8rk 36
And he wonders why his other relationships have failed...
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Comments (96)
HairIsEverything 15
#19 so you're putting her down about saying most women aren't quick to put out? You must be one of the "broads" that Is. Edit: shit this was supposed to be on #4's comment thread
vikky538 29
you just lost your virginity to a crying baby...
chosha_fml 27
You didn't have to. You could have left. You didn't deserve him ruining the moment, but you shouldn't have stayed to listen to him whine either.
DenverTyrrell 13
Wow he sounds like a dick but I haven't met him so...I hope you two have a long loving relationship :)
skychu 18
Halfway, you should've said that you didn't feel like listening anymore and left (see if he can think beyond himself)
SauceySarah 30
Oh wow that was the worst thing he could do, especially since it was your first time. Don't waste your time on him and find someone who actually cares about you. You deserve it.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Get yourself an upgrade.
Swandive235 27
now you know what we guys have to go through.
BubbleCobra 6
not every woman is like that, I mean if they were I'd be straight, and then I'd end up with an atrociously judgmental guy such as yourself. oh, but wait, not all guys are the same, or you're not like them, right? yeah, how about you go suck a nut you twat.
WattledParsley 11
Did all that just pop your bubble?
captainsmegma 12
Not all first times can be like those described in those trashy harliquin romance novels. Time to fire up the old vibro until you can find a new man!