Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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Top comments
amadeclton 27
You should've gotten up and left.
Sandsh8rk 36
And he wonders why his other relationships have failed...
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Comments (96)
RamboFB 10
That's why you wait for someone special and get to know the person!
BubbleCobra 6
Not everyone gets a high school sweetheart, some of us actually have to wait longer.
worldclassrager 41
Is this a new step for him or something?
Algorithm 24
Nobody appointed you speaker for all women, and women aren't a giant blob of clones that thinks and feels the same way. Speak for yourself.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
if this were a girl venting to a guy,these comments would say"omg don't be a douche listen to herr,respect her,YDI for wanting sex instead of wanting to listen to her"
mimi809o 21
I wonder why he's had so many failed relationships...
BeepBeepSwerve 9
nothing wrong with venting to someone...maybe he's alone and has nobody to talk to??
sest 4
Should have walked out and said sorry not in the mood to hear u talk anymore.
jdcg116 10
Wow. I got nothing. Should have been a wonderful experience. Sorry :(
caguggenmos 6
Maybe you shouldn't have given it out so easy to somebody who obviously doesnt care. Way to respect yourself.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
who are you to tell someone what to do? she can give it up to whoever shes want to
squideth 18
90 you have a hilariously poor grasp of what self respect is, giving that you're ranting about it to some stranger you don't even know.
at0micmin3r 23
So, because he had a breakdown, you decided that you'd make it all about you instead? No doubt the dude was a very broken man to open up to you about something as serious as that. We have feelings too, y'know. We're not just sacks of muscle and plesuremeat. :P
BubbleCobra 6
I guarantee that if this was a guy saying how some girl ruined his first time and shit 98% of the comments would be "man, **** that bitch" or something along those lines.
noregrats 6
You should've saved yourself for marriage