Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an arm fell off my only glasses. Problem is I can’t fix it, since I can barely see without actually wearing them. Tomorrow, I’ll be getting around with one-armed glasses until I find someone who isn’t half blind and can tighten a tiny screw. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
Today, I broke my glasses. My eyesight is horrible, I can’t see things that aren’t super close to my face. I'm supposed to drive to another state tomorrow. FML
Today, I spent almost 10 minutes cleaning my glasses because everything looked blurry. The problem wasn't my glasses. I was actually wearing my sister's, who apparently got almost the same frames as mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, while I was normally and gently cleaning my glasses with my shirt they snapped in half. This is the second time this has happened, with the exact same glasses. The optometrist got me another pair last time, but this time they said no because it was too suspicious. I now have to buy $150 glasses again. FML
Today, my elderly mother explained that, "I don't need my glasses to drive, I just need them to see." FML
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TMO2142 25
Did you check under your bed or behind your dresser?
fearrhyno1 18
Maybe if you have two empty toilet paper rolls, you can McGyver yourself a freshly pair of stylish glasses. Use red and blue "lens" for added support
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Comments (14)
tylers52 12
So…she doesn't 'see' the problem with that
WhatHappenedToIt 22
that was how I found out I needed glasses. I put my stepdad on and I could see so much clearer. was a shock cuz I was 15 and didn't even know I needed glasses.
naturegrl 9
My mom used to let me use hers whenever I broke or lost mine. Of course we had a close prescription, though at the time, hers was ststronger than mine. It still worked pretty well. Definitely better then not seeing past my desk.
ic2drops 10
have you tried telling her again but REALLY SLOW? 🤣