Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML
Today, after several months of starting an antidepressant at the same time as my husband, I have horrible side effects, including weight gain, drowsiness, and acne. His only side effect? He can now only achieve an orgasm through oral stimulation. Lucky me. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML
Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML
Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML
Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I stopped watching porn at 6 a.m. to Google if depression makes you not able to cum. I was masturbating because I can't sleep. Insomnia is also a sign of depression. There's no joy at night anymore. FML
Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML
Today, four months into a deep depression, I now have a new involuntary reaction to being sad and angry. I constantly have an erection when I'm feeling really down or pissed off, even when I cry. FML
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iamabamf 17
I'd go with the orgasms.
CammyGal 26
Orgasming is an antidepressant in itself :)
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Way to generalize! :)
awkward_gothlady 32
Thankfully, the side effects listed on medications are just POSSIBLE side effects. No one gets all of them, the company just has to list all side effects that have been reported. Chances are, the ****** side effect was just a small percentage of people who use the drug, and you won't be part of that percentage.
chatwithstar 7
I think a similar FML has been posted before
duckfan4life 1
Tough decision there
cd8919 12
I've been in your shoe's. All i can say is you won't be depressed while having an ******.
neggy8D 4
Orgasms could cause you to be happier and less depressed.:D
cierajay 3
if u were getting some you wouldnt be so depressed
danhello 2
I've been on an antidepressant for over a year now and I've been able to ****** just fine. (Btw that was a side effect of mine too) a person or two might have had that as a side effect in the clinical trials so they're required to print it...
missrobynxx 3
I say challenge it!
Leslier_fml 4
Have an ****** or two then take the medicine after