Today, four months into a deep depression, I now have a new involuntary reaction to being sad and angry. I constantly have an erection when I'm feeling really down or pissed off, even when I cry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML
Today, after years of impotence, I woke up with a raging boner. I was so happy until I remembered my wife divorced me last year because of my impotence. This depressed me so much that I couldn’t muster the enthusiasm to masturbate, and the boner went bye bye, never to return. FML
Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML
Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
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cacheson 42
Maybe a trained response if you use jacking off as a way to feel better?
ojoRojo 27
I’m really sorry about your depression, but that doesn’t sound like a typical physiological response. It’d probably be a good idea to see someone about both issues. Hope you feel better soon!
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ojoRojo 27
I’m really sorry about your depression, but that doesn’t sound like a typical physiological response. It’d probably be a good idea to see someone about both issues. Hope you feel better soon!
Ahmed Kablar 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Joke: even your dick knows you're a pussy so it gets hard.
cacheson 42
Maybe a trained response if you use jacking off as a way to feel better?
Jonkbaby 23
That's what I'm thinking. Many of us use that when feeling down
Jonkbaby 23
Just want you to know that your feelings are valid and important. i hope you are able to have access to someone professional you can talk to about this
Kenneth Guy 2
Tears make good lubrication.
Bonniibiik 6
Sounds like you need a dom