Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML
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Thoko_fml 0
Whichever one has windows that are cheaper to replace.
Illyssa_fml 4
Well, if you broke into your car, you'd still need to break into your house to get inside..sooo I'd say break into your house that way you don't need to break in your car :)
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Comments (183)
chocchipcookies 0
You are locked out of your house and your car yet you still have time to post on FML?
breenntt 0
ahha, that's a cool response. yoour cool (;
ducky_box 0
so uh.... you had time to put this on fml instead of deciding which one to break into?
gooseboy 0
I carry a spare set of keys on a chain around my neck for just such eventualities, and I've used them several times!
jeniiladoosh 0
here's an idea. call a lock smith. it's cheaper than replacing windows
Xvampx 0
How do you lock yourself outside of your house if you never had your keys to lock it with?
sic_fml 6
Forget keys on table. Lock door. Exit. Pull door shut.
Lily_Loretta 0
Two words, Yale Lock.
rachelpfitzner 3
omg you're a **** up
shhhitsasecret 0
definitely house. easier to break into with minimal damage than the car.
RustInPeace79 0
Are you that clumsy?
CptGap 0
obviously call the cops
ZoZo17_fml 0
house, because you don't have to break into your car. plus houses are easier.