Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML
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Thoko_fml 0
Whichever one has windows that are cheaper to replace.
Illyssa_fml 4
Well, if you broke into your car, you'd still need to break into your house to get inside..sooo I'd say break into your house that way you don't need to break in your car :)
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Comments (183)
whoisthisgirl 4
I'd go for the house haha
Pro_Nothing 9
F*ck no, get the car first because if you don't there is a chance that the police or someone else will tow it away.
swimbre93 3
Already on your way walking home, why would you turn around and go back to break into your car? Seems like a simple solution to me.
DrunkTerrorist 0
uhhh how do u get locked outside of your house
chrstygrl06 10
A few people are asking how you could lock a key in a house and still have the house locked up. I used to live in a house where all I had to do was lock it on the inside myself like a normal bedroom door lock and just shut the door. I'm guessing OP had the same kind of lock:) good thing I always hid a key buried under a bit of dirt under a statue in the frontyard!
thatonedude07 0
so you have your house keys and car keys on a different key chain? OP...your either an idiot or a moron
aeroliontvw 4
ok as far as spare keys go, it is NEVER a good idea to leave one close to the door it will open. a good example of a place to leave one is under a rock in a garden away from the front door, or maybe on a window sill that's not near any doors. or if you have a family member or friend that you can trust close to home, you may keep each others spares at your houses.
aeroliontvw 4
and as far as which to break into, car=1 key, house=2 keys. if you break into the house you will have both keys and will not have to break into the car also. easy answer.
anth82 0
idiot
Kanvis78 0
I love all the children commenting that obviously don't have vehicles and don't understand how door locks operate. Hooray for our future generation! Lord help us!
missus_fml 0
wouldn't you have a house key connected to your car keys? or a spare car key in you house? you'd only need to break into one