Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
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Morokea 0
A rock shall be your new best friend.
canucksrule88 0
damn some divine power must hate you
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Comments (107)
niggamankillem 0
you should have used a rock or your fist wraped in a shirt
alex_vik 1
You should've thought about that before locking your keys in your car. YDI
kukopia 0
There's a new twist on an old phrase I heard in a lecture once; If you put all your eggs in one basket, never take your eyes off the basket!
TysonFawlay 0
if you put all your eggs in one basket ****** ******
bluetech 12
Time to call a locksmith to open your car for you.
prc_ 5
YDI Lern to lock your car with the keys, as it does not seem to have remote. YDI Learn to keep your important keys separate YDI Learn to keep your ID separete from any of your keys
sea_aye_elle 0
LEARN to spell correctly and then maybe someone will take you seriously. Until then, we'll just SEPARATE you from the smart people. And good for you keeping your keys together. Easier to stay organized as opposed to having millions of key chains for each occasion because you're a paranoid little bitch. And locking your keys in the car happens to everyoneeee, you're story just has a fun twist to it. haha hope everything works out.
tina_xox 0
lol wow this confused me at first ahah buh FYl
Imaninja14 1
I hate when that happens.
blerypenguins 0
You should get a Hide-A-Key. Mine has saved me once or twice.
sammy6597 0
looooool that made me laaaaughh.
feed_the_ducks 0
Oh college life, don't you love how awesome they are