Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
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Morokea 0
A rock shall be your new best friend.
canucksrule88 0
damn some divine power must hate you
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tysgirl 0
Maybe I'm a moron, but I don't think I was ever told not to put everything on one keychain until about six months ago, and I'm 22. I never thought about it. And let's face it, when I was in college, everyone I knew that lived in the dorms kept their dorm keys and ID on the same keychain. To solve the problem of the keys being too heavy in the ignition, get one of those keychains that has multiple rings and comes apart. I have one with 3 rings: one for my car keys (which get pulled off the main set every time I drive), one for my apartment key/laundry room key/mailbox key, and one for my work keys.
ladiesman14 0
it would have been a picture perfect day , if they didnt try to jingle your chain like that. bawaaaa
honeyishrnkdakid 2
that made me laugh
the1ultimate 0
Meh, you only have one problem and there are at least two solutions. You can either convince the security to let you into your dorm, or you can break into your car. There are plenty of locksmiths who can do that easily.
Seb_or_Sam 0
Damn. That's no fun... been there, more or leas. Break a window, then?
I_GET_ASS 0
First!
blastvortex 4
This is what you call "putting all your eggs in one basket." I hope you learned your lesson today, otherwise it may just happen all over again.
roadrunner189 0
i would suggest roadside assistance with your car insurance, they will pay for a tow truck to unlock your keys. works for me.
BunnyDrastic 0
Look I know burning at college is the shit guaranteed but I mean if your all stoned as **** make SURE that's thee first thing u check .. The keys!!
blackfire_fml 0
Anyone notice how the words "45 minutes away" from the FML right after this one are right above the words "45 minutes away" in this one?