Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
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Morokea 0
A rock shall be your new best friend.
canucksrule88 0
damn some divine power must hate you
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Comments (107)
trainunderwater 0
I would say this is a serious FML, but why is your ID on your keychain? Unbelievably stupid. That's like keeping your social security card in your wallet, along with your credit cards and license. Come on... But this made me laugh. Sorry. Haha.
woosah 16
well I'm sure it's his student ID... which could easily be on his keychain for easy access. OP you definitely ****** urself though
Witchcraft_fml 5
Do him sexual favors and he'll unlock your dorm without needing proof of identification.
ChronicFAIL 0
Maybe I should become college dorm security...
jgupta86 0
This is why you should split those things up, rather then keeping all in 1 misplaceable spot.
DoingItWrong 0
Buy a plan with AAA ... they will unlock your car for you if something like this happens. It is well worth the yearly fee ... and on top of that, you can ask for AAA discounts anywhere you go.
Ohnothingreally 0
Put it inside your body. That way, you'll never loose it.
Captain_Jello 0
That's why you never keep keys with ID cards...
betagainstme 0
I have locked my keys in my car more than 10 times, but hearing the way u did it is a first. speakonit.com
capthavoc123 0
This is why you don't keep everything on one key ring, dumbass. My dorm key is on one ring, my car keys are on another, and my ID is in (HOLY ****) my wallet.
South_Park_Shay 0
YDI. You coulda called AAA.
salathiel2013 0
Try a hide-a-key. It helps. I once lost my keys on a ride at six flags... lol I'm gonna go post that one =p Btw, OP, I hope your cell phone wasnt in the car as well. Lol...