Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush when I laughed so hard that I snorted. Then I tried to play it cool by saying, "I do that on purpose sometimes." Now he probably thinks I fake-snort for fun. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
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Courtz08 0
that'll teach you to lie! :P
Residence_fml 4
why would you lie about something like that? Oh, I know, because he would NEVER find out about it of course when he would go to your place and ask you to play a piece. -next time when you lie about something make sure nobody can find out now or later YDI
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Comments (210)
mrschantelbieber 0
that's what u get for trying to prove something ur not!
Ellodie_fml 0
FAIL
dragonwarrior 3
YDI Why would you lie about something like that? What if he wants to hear it in person? Then what?
whataloadofbull 0
YDI after reading "Today, I lied"
nelleyyy 0
Second this.
shortay13 0
nelleyyy u r vry pretty
crowbar87 0
today I was so desperate I started hitting on girls who comment on FMLs.... FML
killabee 0
Hmm, quick before he calls you on it, say "Gotcha!" Maybe then he'll think you're just awful at jokes and not a compulsive liar.
roflcopturz 0
you shouldn't lie.. so.. you deserve it
shortay13 0
hahahahahah dude that is sooo something I would do!!!!!
xxreikoxx 31
I've been playing the piano for fourteen years (and can prove it with a link to my YouTube account); anybody who has an ear for music will be as impressed with a pianist's talent as a writer is with a journalist in a newspaper column. Do try to be more open-minded about the piano. (Proof I can play the piano - http://www.youtube.com/user/xxreikoxxsohmaxx)
quietlytearful 0
I can play the "can can" on the piano :D lol. I just thought I'd throw that in there. :P
xxreikoxx 31
OP, try impressing your crush another way. Either that, or take piano lessons to compensate for lying to him. You deserved it for lying; be honest next time.