Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush when I laughed so hard that I snorted. Then I tried to play it cool by saying, "I do that on purpose sometimes." Now he probably thinks I fake-snort for fun. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
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Courtz08 0
that'll teach you to lie! :P
Residence_fml 4
why would you lie about something like that? Oh, I know, because he would NEVER find out about it of course when he would go to your place and ask you to play a piece. -next time when you lie about something make sure nobody can find out now or later YDI
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Comments (210)
maskedman 9
You will never hear guys sitting around saying, " that girl is kind of cute. I hope she can play the piano." Not even Mozart or Beethoven would talk like that. OP, guys don't go crazy over Alicia Keys because she plays the piano. They go crazy over her because she looks like Alicia Keys.
Hanban 0
^ Win. And my first (as in MY first, not THE first) comment got moderated! T_T
tase23c 0
good one
Edenbeam 19
That's what you get for lying. YDI.
angrynegro7 16
Sounds like the only thing you 'proved' is that you're an idiot and a liar. YDI
containsnosoy 0
You're a f*cking idiot. If you're going to lie so intensely to someone you'd like to date, you really don't deserve to be dating anyone. Playing the piano doesn't even matter, it's such a dumb thing to lie about. Check your compulsions because at the moment you're considered one of those creepy psychotic girls that nobody likes.
happyhak 5
Um...wouldnt he notice it wasnt u?
blastvortex 4
I've seen this trick pulled so many times; it's both boring and old. Also, if you're going to lie, at least do a good job of doing it. YDI both for being a fake and for being a poor fake at that.
rockstatic 0
What I don't get is why the **** you would even care. So you can't play the piano, so what?
vexis58 1
So, how were you expecting this to turn out? You lie to him about being able to play the piano, he's impressed and wants to go out with you, and then at some point in the future he wants to hear you play -- but you can't. And then he never wants to talk to you again, because your entire relationship is based on lies. Maybe you should try to get someone to like you based on who you really are, not who you can pretend to be.
Omnigeek6 1
YDI, liar.