Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
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Top comments
slavka012 11
Stop whining, unfriend them back and block if needed. Problem solved.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Well, lucky for you there's an unfriend/unfollow option. You might want to use the block button on the ex though. Just as a precaution.
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Comments (44)
LyricaSilvan 30
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is one of many reasons why there's a minimum age requirement on most social media sites.
Mathalamus 25
Yeah, because age is such a good solid indication of intelligence.
LyricaSilvan 30
I said nothing about intelligence. My point was that people under a certain age lack the sense to know that adding everyone who asks isn't generally a great idea, especially on someone else's profile.
heyLaddieHey 18
Delete, block, and never let her on your Facebook again.
hellnosucka 27
I don't understand social media. I just bury all my thoughts and desires in an isolated area in the back of my head. Not even my friends can find them.
MandieL 27
You do realize that FML is a social media outlet right?
usnwife 18
Is remove different than decline? Because if you decline their request they can send you another one... so I always just let them sit there not bothering me in the never opened "pending" file.
xMaeLA 24
Aaahh... 0.o;; Why didn't you just delete the requests instead of leaving them there in the first place? There's an option to do so RIGHT NEXT TO THE ACCEPT BUTTON. xD I mean, do what you want, baaaaht. I'm just sayin', ya could've saved yourself the trouble, kiddo.
Mathalamus 25
I wondered why she didn't remove them as well...
kennethlwinter 3
So unfriend them? Or don't let your sister use your shit.
ssnow_fml 20
Lesson learned, never let people other people have access to your social media pages. It never ends well
katachristic 19
YDI. There's no reason to let anyone access your Facebook.
Guy1009 15
When you let your younger sister use something of yours like your Facebook account, you need to set boundaries and be very clear about it and if they don't follow it don't allow them to use it again.
corky1992 33
A simple block would fix that problem..
Oceanborn_fml 24
Too easy.