Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
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Top comments
slavka012 11
Stop whining, unfriend them back and block if needed. Problem solved.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Well, lucky for you there's an unfriend/unfollow option. You might want to use the block button on the ex though. Just as a precaution.
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Comments (44)
brezzyanna 17
Okay but if the persons crazy, just decline and block them.
anonymuse_fml 31
They have changed the policy. There is no "decline" anymore, it's only remove request. The person will see that their request is no longer pending approval, but they are also unable to resend a new request once you remove it.
kappachino3 6
You know you could've just deleted the requests from the start right
elizacandle 29
block them?
ninipooh2 18
Just unfriend or block them. Simple as that.
TheNewGuy03 29
I'm actually not sure why this is even FML-worthy, considering how incredibly easy this is to fix. It's like stubbing your toe; yeah, it sucks momentarily, but it's better a few seconds later.
manuwish 9
don't worry op, you can defriend and block them
ww431 15
Just delete and block them then..which you could've done in the first place anyway!
jmtucker 6
That's why you go to their profiles and unfriend them. Strange concept, I know it'll be ok.
dominguez89 6
You do know that you can block and delete them right?