Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
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Falzou 9
Next time fight harder
raizori 10
Why would you cut off an afro in the first place?
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Comments (77)
Ksweety_fml 27
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buckdharma 38
Go to a pro, don't let your bro mow your fro.
Zebediabolical 45
I read as far as 'Today, I let a friend cut my hair.', stopped to press YDI then finished the FML. Other statements that make me do that are 'while trying to impress', 'while trying to look cool' and 'i knew better but...'
cappellaaa 23
was your friend a hairdresser? if so, it sucks for them. if they aren't, then you're just dumb
DanielleinDC 34
Unless your friend is a licensed beautician, YDI. What were you thinking letting a friend cut your hair?
eternal_malaise 10
Next time just put a bowl over your head and trim along the edges.
worldclassrager 41
Wear a hat...problem solved....
kuzcoandpacha 3
Tell everyone you fought a grizzly bear in order to save a family of deer.
Euphrates 10
Basically my story heck look at my pro pic I used to have a fluffy mane!!!
Aussieinusa 5
I let an ex cut mine once, not a pretty sight. Now I just shave it, easier to maintain, saves me money and looks better than having half a head of hair.. Damn you male pattern baldness!!!