Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
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Top comments
Falzou 9
Next time fight harder
raizori 10
Why would you cut off an afro in the first place?
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Comments (77)
wolfman2123 13
At least now you realize you need to stop being cheap and go to a barber
Freethaawave 19
Well, on the bright side, now you can shave it off and start dreading your hair!
Zimmington 21
you don't understand how dreads work do you?
Freethaawave 19
Unless you're a white person you need to start with short hair to dread......
DocBastard 40
There are certain things you NEVER let your friends do: - balance your checkbook - ask your crush out - drive drunk - cut your hair
vipirius 18
You forgot to add "experimenting with glass soda bottles" to that list Doc.
eddeeezzyy 19
I'm pretty sure Doc is friends with people who are actually intelligent and have common sense..
TheTacoMan 24
Drunk Driving Doc? How about dont let them drive at all, is best.
Ramanella 26
Give you a tattoo also would be very bad!
jrock9093 18
That's why I only let professionals do my hair never trust anyone
warehouse_rat 8
you pay for that?
saraitkddh 47
I feel you OP, once my grandma cut my hair and I can leave the rest to your imagination
alycion 39
The only non professional who cuts my hair is my mom. She use to do it for a living. Even then, it's only trims in between salon trips. And I'm the type that has that whatever it will grow back attitude.
vipirius 18
*used. God that bugs me almost as much as "should of".
thatnucca 36
Oh John Deer, don't ever do that again...
kayteakay 26
Cheap/free doesn't always mean it's a good idea.
keverdeen 14
Why would you let a friend cut your hair? .....
Dodge4x4Ram 46
breaking bad is the new bald,, shave it all off