Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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Top comments
Yulia_fml 0
What a sweet husband! He voluntarily took on your role when he saw you were no longer a good fit for it. He's a true keeper :)
testing_fml 0
So did he put out?
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littlecat_fml 0
like the postsecret postcard today? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_a7jkcMVp5Vg/Skbzq5ACM7I/AAAAAAAAJPA/SXH2CW2yfrQ/s1600-h/fitsme.jpg
jenn03 0
ew
ohhdamn 0
even though you guys are the same size?
skittleface 0
aww. please dont tell me you yelled at him. i would love a husband that i could dress up in my clothes. that sounds amazing.
skittleface 0
aww. please dont tell me you yelled at him. i would love a husband that i could dress up in my clothes. that sounds amazing.
skittleface 0
aww. please dont tell me you yelled at him. i would love a husband that i could dress up in my clothes. that sounds amazing.
krisFrAnHeehar 0
Ummm, I don't get why people are saying he's gay, the style for girls right now is wearing guy's button downs, chinos, and baggy jeans. Does this mean every girl who dresses like that is lesbian. No. Some people just like the way it looks, the same goes for this. Does this mean the OP's husband is gay. No. He was either curious or has a fetish for it.
pneumoniaman 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that your husband was wearing your lingerie, or the fact that you think he looks great.
alwaysalady 0
Why does everyone think this is so terrible? How many wives/girlfriends have worn their man's shirt/jeans? No one thinks that is weird, everyone thinks it's sweet. True, underwear is a little personal, but as long as he didn't stretch it out, and no one (including your children ) saw him, I don't see what the big deal is.
defsdgdh 4
LOL #3