Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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Top comments
Yulia_fml 0
What a sweet husband! He voluntarily took on your role when he saw you were no longer a good fit for it. He's a true keeper :)
testing_fml 0
So did he put out?
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Comments (115)
24788 7
that's ******* creepy.
lovelykendra5 0
Your boyfriend is gay. End of story. Dump him (: so YDI.
AXavierB 1
Please. Crossdressing =/= homosexuality. Some guys just have a fetish for it.
lovelykendra5 0
I ment to say husband ! (:
CallMeHush 1
Great... That is just the image I needed in my mind while eating breakfast, some guys nuts hanging out of crotchless panties.
Apalleuw_xero 0
aww yeah
BigSky 5
Next, he'll be wearing it for the guy next door. Time to get an Aids test
LuxLisbon_fml 0
Yes, because all gay people are riddled with HIV, which of course never affects heterosexuals. Anyway, to second various other comments, cross-dressing does not equal gay. Your comment displays two types of idiotic ignorance.
wikifoo 0
now you and he can hook up with # 16 and " pounce " on each other
delly_fml 0
FTW!
jack01 0
what the ****... why would he be trying on your lingerie?
DoctorWhoLover 0
I don't understand why everyone thinks he's gay. Most, if not all, of transvestites, men who wear womens clothing, are straight.
testing_fml 0
No, that's not true. Many transvestites are gay, but a transvestite is not a crossdresser. Your husband isn't gay. But if he looks better in your lingerie than you do, then you need to start getting in shape. Work out with him!
DoctorWhoLover 0
No it's drag queens that are gay. There's a distinct difference. Believe me, I know a few trannys.
segascream 0
Clearly you don't. Otherwise, you'd know that there's a difference between transsexuals and transvestites. A transvestite IS a cross-dresser (think Eddie Izzard, or Klinger from "MASH"). But a transsexual is someone who identifies with the gender opposite of that which they were born as. They may have had a surgery, or not (pre-op tranny). Transsexuals can either be male-to-female, or female-to-male, and most times do not identify as being "gay", because they feel they were born the wrong gender (i.e., a female who identifies as male and who is attracted to a female would not consider themselves to be lesbian, because as far as they are concerned, they are a male attracted to a female). A transvestite, however, may or may not identify as being gay. Some men may simply, as several have pointed out, like the feel of lace on their skin. Wearing a woman's underwear does not make a man gay. It's a fetish, like anything else. OP, your biggest concern should be the fact that he was hiding this from you. I'm not necessarily saying you need to embrace this (it's clear you're having some issues coming to grips with it), but realize that if he got caught this time, there's been lots of times he didn't get caught, and if you freak out on him because of this, he's just going to work harder to hide it from you, rather than actually stopping. It's a fetish, and it's something he feels compelled to explore; I'm sure if you think about it, you'll find some fantasy of yours that you want to explore, and yet you've not opened up to him, either. Maybe this is your chance.
hotstuff81 0
Send me a picture and go to the ******* gym. I don't understand why ppl think it is hard I do it every day and I look fine. And eat healthier, and shave!