Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
What could've been
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Top comments
Yulia_fml 0
What a sweet husband! He voluntarily took on your role when he saw you were no longer a good fit for it. He's a true keeper :)
testing_fml 0
So did he put out?
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Comments (115)
Bag3l 0
Hahahahaha!
DJ375 0
time to start a diet and get back into the gym
Colby_Colbert 0
follow him like butters did on that south park episode. i bet he's doing the same stuff. FYL indeed
xClarkGable 0
that's ******* gross!
elara15 0
Now you know what to get him for Christmas. Here's a list of support groups if this is something your husband wants to pursue: http://www.abgender.com/support.htm and http://www.rachelmiller.info/linkso1.htm. Unfortunately, most cater to transgendered people, which he might not be if all he gets is a sexual thrill from wearing your undergarments. But look into specific "crossdressing" support groups if you need help dealing with this. Getting a counselor unequipped to handle this issue will just lead to more "Your husband is gay!" misunderstandings, as shown here.
aback 5
Tell him to go **** himself, then.
i_imagine 0
You're a gay couple...? Right...?
Jarlais 0
Get plastic surgery bitch
_atomic 0
I was literally just on "postsecret.com" and one of the secrets was, "I know for certain that every piece of my wife's lingerie fits me." Coincidence? I think not.
Syn_fml 0
So, so many things wrong with this.