Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML
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Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML
Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML
Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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Top comments
UncleCaitlyn 21
Did he start up the lawn mower as you went inside or was he already mowing the lawn
mezochan 29
You couldn't hear him starting the mower/using the mower? I mean, it's not like the things have stealth-mode or something, they're pretty loud.
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Comments (69)
The_Skittish_One 27
Err, I know I usually complain about people constantly being glued to their phones too much, but I think in this case you probably shouldn't have left it behind on the grass :P YDI for being a bit silly, but your life also sucks in that a silly moment is going to cost you a new phone.
LycanGod 27
Totally deserved it. never leave anything that small on the grass
sonnyrosa 32
Why exactly did you think leaving your phone somewhere on your lawn was a good idea??
CLT_420 13
You deserve it. Shouldn't leave thing where they don't belong. A phone definitely doesn't belong on the lawn unless you beside it.
tlnorman 18
Stupid to leave it on the grass. You should have brought it in with you.
texasmade817 5
Why would u leave ur phone in the grass while ur dad was mowing? even if he hadn't started yet as soon as u hear the mower start up u should have ran out to get the phone. not very smart op... not very smart at all
tanker88118 5
well there is your lesson in responsibility
Letsgobarbie_fml 16
Who does this shit???
sillikitti 15
Now you know not to leave your valuables unattended. Anything could happen!
Jryan952015 7
You know there are these thing in your clothes where you can put things they are called pockets should have put the phone there