Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML
Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML
Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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Top comments
UncleCaitlyn 21
Did he start up the lawn mower as you went inside or was he already mowing the lawn
mezochan 29
You couldn't hear him starting the mower/using the mower? I mean, it's not like the things have stealth-mode or something, they're pretty loud.
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Comments (69)
jordaandanielle 17
way to go smartie.
ThatOneAstro 15
Well you probably shoudn't leave your phone on the lawn.
imlovingmylife 8
RIP lawnmower??
Girlshotdown1 21
You ****** up???
militarybrat 21
Situational awareness. Learn it, use it, embrace it. YDI.
LyricaSilvan 30
And now you know that leaving your stuff where it can get damaged is a bad idea. Next time maybe take it with you, or at least set it somewhere where it won't be as likely to get trashed.
Calingaladha 21
Was it a Mowtorola?
FlutterLoud 29
Who just leaves their phone outside anyways? Esp laying in grass I mean cmon
stargazing 17
YDI. Knowing how tall grass gets, it probably concealed the phone, thus causing it to be run over. Even if the grass was short-ish, it still wouldn't be seen under the lawnmower because of the size comparison.
Tattoo_Freak 15
Shame man! Is the lawn mower okay???