Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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Top comments
Meeeheeh 0
Classic Happens to me 5 times a day. It's just a YDI, because you should always look in your pockets =p.
untoldfame 3
good job. you sir, are a champion.
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Comments (79)
echarperouge 0
And thus The Lord created The Number Pad Garage Door Opener, and The Spare Key Given To One's Neighbor. I won't say YDI for not having a key, but you're family is kind of retarded.
ghostgirll 0
a lot of people have garages that aren't attached to their houses, and you can't call a family retarded for not wanting to give their spare keys to their neighbors, in fact I don't know anyone that does that. and, actually you're the retarded one for not knowing the difference between "you're" and "your"
zargon 1
Not to mention those of us who don't have garages at all.
starvingxartist 0
you don't know how to break into your own house?
AdamGD 0
IRONY ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kingken 0
god your so retarded!
zargon 1
Says the person who can't differentiate between "your" and "you're"....
tpt09 0
dumbass! haha sux for u
kellster 2
Wow, how stupid can you and your family possibly be?!? Why would you ask them to leave the door open? Why would they do it? Sounds like you were just begging to be robbed! Next time: leave a spare key at someone else's house or hidden (WELL) on your property somewhere.
john_bell 0
Sorry man I had to do it, you made it too easy. BTW I found your gay **** under your mattress, you need to hide it better.
DrMorbid 0
Why didn't you just call them or send an SMS message?
bernk 0
It's sad how many people agree that leaving your door open is the dumbest thing you can possibly do. Where the hell do you all live?! I live in a small shared apartment which almost doesn't have a lock on the door—if you saw the lock and the key you'd piss your pants. I haven't locked it ONCE since moving in. In my opinion there are two kinds of thieves: 1. The Opportunistic Asshole. This guy sees an easy opportunity and takes it. 2. The Determined Asshole. He doesn't care if your door is locked or what kind of lock you have. If you have something he wants, he's gonna get it. I'm not sure someone who goes around checking doors counts as an opportunist.
Layneebby 0
This could be an FYL or a YDI depending on what kind of area you live in. I live in a small town and NOTHING happens around here. I don't think anyone has been robbed here in decades. If you live in a bigger area were this kid of stuff is usual, than you deserve it.