Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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Top comments
Meeeheeh 0
Classic Happens to me 5 times a day. It's just a YDI, because you should always look in your pockets =p.
untoldfame 3
good job. you sir, are a champion.
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Comments (79)
mapleali 0
u shouldent have left the note better of telling ur folks u lost ur keys cause now ur In more trouble
HitlerZweipunkt0 0
robbery involves an element of violence or the threat of violence. for not knowing the difference, YDI.
sweetehpie 0
well you better throw that damn key away if ya wanna get away unscathed!
loveless1794 3
your a dumbass
anthony31_fml 7
ydi dumbass
ZombieKittenz 6
FYL. Plain and simple.
rhu4life_hooah 3
This is why I keep my keys together. I usually put them on the belt loop of my pants so that if I don't jingle, then there's something wrong. I live in a moderately nice looking neighborhood, and I know that crime rates are lower here than in Richmond, but houses still get robbed. So I lock the door every day. Turns out, there's new "gangs" running around there because cops are never around my neighborhood anymore. It's like their own little playground. Look everywhere for your key if you think you've lost it. Pat your pockets. If you can't find it, and you have a fence to the back yard, lock the front door and climb the fence. I've had to do that on several occasions (Even when I've left my keys inside. Can't go anywhere without the car keys too!). It's a thought.
mayyberry 4
I guess it may depend in the kind of area you live in but leaving the door unlocked would never be an option for me. You always had the chance to wait till someone got home OP so they could open the door for you.
ijayp 11
We all have moments where we misplace important things and have bad things happen, no matter how responsible you are. People need to stop acting like they are perfect and saying this person deserves it.
keyofdestiny13 24
Hate to be that person, but you technically weren't robbed...