Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
HakoneRider 0
OMG your life is over. How are you gonna explain to everyone that you wear makeup?
cooluc 0
make up glows in a black light. so does semen. there's the explanation
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (145)
psychoxxxinvader 3
Why do people insist on wearing foundation or powder? Reguardless of what brand, it just gives you bad acne...
luckyducky123 0
No sweetie it doesn't. Only 13 year old girls would think that because that's what their moms told them so they don't cake it on and look like ******. Foundation is used to even out the skin tone and most girls regardless if their face is perfect, use it. Soon enough you'll start using it too.
saladgirl123 0
ok im pretty sure mad other bitches had foundation on too
fisheatsbear 6
yes but theirs didnt glow
Jarvi 0
Man... I wanna go to a black light party... That sounds wicked! Also dw too much bout the make up glowing... if the party was as awesome as im imagining then noone cares...
eddles 0
lol, if I found out tht happened to me I'd start fake hitting my friends and cracking up laughing over it!! if you don't find it funny now in a couple of years u will!!
aardvarkish 17
Rad Major
stillxsearching 3
that happened to me back in college, but it wasn't my foundation, it was my zit cover-up. so it wasn't my whole face glowing, just a few isolated splotches around my face :( i empathize
SaraN29 6
Cool!!! Sucks for you though
Mauskau 36
ydi for wearing make-up. love the skin you're in, not ruin it.
kinanababy 0
oh that sucks :/ your friends aren't that nice ! lol
MidgetMonster 0
I'd be embarrassed.