Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
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Top comments
HakoneRider 0
OMG your life is over. How are you gonna explain to everyone that you wear makeup?
cooluc 0
make up glows in a black light. so does semen. there's the explanation
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Comments (145)
tereshay 0
uhmm Lets forget the part where Idk What the Fml is about. What's a Black light? And y r they partying for it?
purplemnm 9
don't be stupaad! seriously it pisses everyone off
susieKiute 0
black light is a sort of lighting mostly used in raves but also techno like parties. it makes anything whote pop out...like your eyes teeth, sometimes nails but in this case her face
Resquall 0
I'd much rather not say, Vlad...
Shokz992 0
Because in normal countries they're called ultraviolet lights... I had absolutely no idea what the hell black light meant the first time I saw it written :/
drewbell 0
white things
stillxsearching 3
"normal countries" #54? Ignorant much? i don't know where you are from or what a "normal country" is, but I am from the US and have always called them blacklights ... it's not just a Canadian thing or anything.
vexis58 1
I live in the US too and I've heard it both ways. Some people call them ultraviolet lights, some people call them black lights. Both are perfectly acceptable.
Shokz992 0
Ah yes, 81, that's exactly why I said "normal countries" because I know Americans know them as "black lights" too. What's so hard about calling them plain old ultraviolet lights? It's like you had to dumb it down for all the idiots out there...
stillxsearching 3
are you ******* kidding me? i had this keychain when i was like 10 years old that proclaimed "just because i'm different doesn't mean i'm wrong" ... different countries have different words for things. we call them blacklights and you (wherever you live) call them ultraviolet lights. i've heard it both ways actually, ultraviolet is when it is in more of an investigative context (i.e. police looking for DNA) and blacklight when it's for a party. you could fill a book with terms that are called different things in different countries (i.e. "cigarette" in US, "fag" in UK"), that doesn't mean anyone is "dumbing it down" it just means that it's called something different! you are so ******* ignorant, seriously get off the internet and travel the world and learn some culture.
OooNooo 0
where's snickers comment...?
damienwatkins 0
I know usually snickerdoodles comes and makes a douchey comment!
Eddie_Paints 0
Maybe she's grounded for being a disrespectful little girl. Free bad grammar for everyone! Oh, and a shot of your favorite Tequila, it's on me!!
login6437 0
wait.. snickers is a girl? it looks like a guy to me. well kinda like a guys that is trying to decide between the two
WordsOfHope 0
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MadaZer0 8
Suck ony large penis... And don't stop sucking!!!
crzyry 6
Wow, she hasn't even posted yet and you clowns are already talking about her. Yall must like her alot.
candy1 0
I don't get it
OooNooo 0
there's alot of things you don't get like pussy and respect. lol had to do it but neither do we. so what she had a orange face glow or something... maybe she had a cum stain on her lips or something! I'm still confused also.
weezybaby22 0
cool now you can say you were inspired by the people in the i gotta feeling video by the black eyed peas!
tiancai 0
YDI for wearing make-up
KingTaco 0
Oh no. Your face was white?!? Your life is completely ******. Don't become an hero.
pandorasnymph 0
lol
bluesclues72 0
@30;; It's a hero, not an hero. Duh I'm super super! I'm super super speller!
fudrick 0
You're so smart for not getting memes!
KingTaco 0
Learn to recognize memes, duh.
babybubz 0
would you like some cheese with that whine?
iSwag 0
31...first laugh of the morning...thank you kindly 20 I'll have Patron...could I get some limes too?
Dani1234 0
Would have been funnier if it was concealer. Can u imagine poka-dots. LOL
wandaax03 0
hahaha I thought the same thing!
stillxsearching 3
that happened to me back in college, i was embarrassed for about 5 seconds then got over it. fortunately i have good friends who told me about it when i first got there instead of letting people take pics of me.
msbetsy 0
What kind of foundation does that? Seriously, I want to know.
yummytacotyrone 0
ydi for being ugly and needing makeup.