Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Red flag
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Happy Halloween?
Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Rave on
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
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HakoneRider 0
OMG your life is over. How are you gonna explain to everyone that you wear makeup?
cooluc 0
make up glows in a black light. so does semen. there's the explanation
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MidgetMonster 0
but more so because nobody said anything. I mean WTF? it's like they were too embarrassed for you!!
yourproblemnow 0
embaressed :D
terran0 0
explain please
Squander 3
Wow I am appalled at how many "YDI for wearing Makeup" comments there are. I love my makeup. Not only does it help me look better, but it makes me feel better, which makes me look even better, which makes me feel even better. It's like a positive catch-22, at least, it is as long as I don't hear anybody say "YDI for wearing makeup"
luckyducky123 0
Yes, I agree! =) I don't wear a lot, just enough to boost my confidence. But people are always going to do the whole YDI for wearing make up even though most girls do wear it even if it's subtle.
LikeOhMahGoose 0
Yeah I know what she's talking about. Foundation is makeup. My friend wears tons of makeup and whenever we go to laser quest her face is orange
PtitsaDroog 0
YDI for wearing makeup (yeah, before you respond I DID read your comment talking about "hating" YDI for wearing makeup, but its still true. Natural confidence is always better than confidence supplemented by a fake mask.)
Gingerly 0
Anyone who says that natural confidence is better than confidence supplemented with makeup has never had problem skin, and by problem skin I don't mean a few zits here and there, I mean a face covered in zits. No one can have natural confidence without makeup when people look at them like they're diseased. For the record, I never wear makeup, unless I'm riding or showing my horse, because it protects my face from all the grime that's at the barn. But regardless, no one deserves to be embarassed just because they wear some make up.
spartan_girl 0
I think this concept of whether or not a woman should wear makeup is an interesting one- some people go on about having confidence, but there are many people out there in the "professional world" (and I'm sure this is true in many fields) that expect a woman to come in looking perfect- and since our society currently says it's acceptable for women to wear makeup, that means a woman should wear enough makeup to enhance her best features and cover up her flaws-according to people judging us at the professional level. I think if a woman is confident and competent, she can be successful, but if she feels better wearing a little makeup, she'll probably be received better, so she might as well do it! I have pretty bad skin now as an adult, after having great skin as an adolescent, so I use mineral foundation that doesn't make my skin worse to cover up some of the flaws, and a little mascara to make my eyelashes (which naturally curl almost down toward my eyes) go straight, at least. Makes me feel like people aren't going to be distracted by my skin, and I think it makes my eyes look more open, so when people look me in the eye it looks like I'm alert. Go ahead and judge me if you want, and I think it's odd that women are expected to do this and not men, but I'm not worried enough about it to try and change things by not wearing makeup myself.
GoSmegma 0
Who cares PtitsaDroog? Some women prefer to wear it and some don't... what do you care? You're free to make your own decisions so don't go judging people because they made a different choice than you, YDI. I bet you're one of those all natural girls - no make-up, frizzy hair, organic clothing, birkenstock clogs, and stinky body odor, huh? Yes, natural confidence is so much better than wearing make-up... lol. As for me, I'll stick with my chemical face masks because I'd rather look and smell pleasant. Besides, did you know that it's a proven fact that if 2 women are competing for the same job position and have the same education and experience, the prettier one will get the job in most cases? Just thought I'd let you know :)
FerrariCake 2
It wasn't the foundation that was glowing... it was what you were trying to cover up that was glowing under the foundation. Next time just wash your face after making your porno.
onnielief 4
Cool! what brand where you wearing, and what shade? I would so advise friends to wear that to a rave!
b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0
YDI for wearing foundation. That shit always looks fake.
couny343 1
I looked weird in a couple of pictures. MLIA