Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
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Top comments
HakoneRider 0
OMG your life is over. How are you gonna explain to everyone that you wear makeup?
cooluc 0
make up glows in a black light. so does semen. there's the explanation
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Comments (145)
ctgirl12345 0
I don't understand?
awwdudethatsux 0
Well you must be Feeling Blue! Ha! I Said it first (I think)! I Win.
Gristle_Monster 0
Marie Curie called. She says YDI for using radium as foundation.
dede9_fml 0
Thats pretty funny!
Angeledice 0
Stop pancaking your face, problem solved.
Crysta_fml 3
That what you get for shovelling neon orange onto your face.
mrbuddy 0
I laugh at those girls in black lights. it's like there desperation to look pretty is exposed by the inverted light color.
VenomByte 1
OMG, I thought it was a story from a really fat chick that needed a concrete foundation to support her!
VenomByte 1
Was there any DNA on your chin?
hotpinklovee 0
Prove it! I wanna see the pictures!
capilot 10
Cameras see colors the human eye can't. It's possible that the reason nobody said anything is that they truly didn't see it.