Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML
Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML
Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML
Today, I tried to impress my date by confidently parallel parking on a busy street. I hit the curb twice, stalled the car, and somehow set off my alarm. Then I locked the keys inside while it screamed. We stood there in silence while people watched. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
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Top comments
jmigs17 19
I never valet. Walking is better for you anyway
PrincessCastiel 27
He better be paying for the damage I'm so sorry OP!
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Comments (64)
jmigs17 19
I never valet. Walking is better for you anyway
Duckzy 16
Never skip leg day...
BigLatchZatch 14
Valet isn't always bad, but it's generally better to get the exercise if you can.
lil_ham1644 29
Also, if it's really busy & you're in a hurry, I'll use it (if it's cheap)
Mauskau 36
I wouldn't even let my family park my car, why would I let someone else do it for me? (I'm guessing that's what a valet is, I've never seen one in the UK that doesn't mean a car wash)
mld4657 28
ouch that's not cool. is the damage bad
LunaRebirth 7
is that a question
fabulouskenaz 6
Was THAT a question?
PrincessCastiel 27
He better be paying for the damage I'm so sorry OP!
ohSNAPyall 27
Since the restaurant offers valet service, I'm sure it has insurance for this sort of thing.
Econforthwin 15
I was gonna say after reading this, that's more of a valet's problem than a OP's problem.
shivamtrivedi 24
Woah. Watching it in front of your own eyes. That must've been painful. Hope you get over it and not get any nightmares :P Seriously though, I sincerely hope that you don't have to pay for the damage.
Zebediabolical 45
...Or the meal. ;
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Complain to the manager or take bud to court
8Dirty1 24
Ouch!
ThePols 11
Was the attendant an Asian woman? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh snap hahaha
trellz17 19
Ohhhhh snap, thats racist...
trellz17 19
Well he's fired.
Mf2307 15
agreed!
Joshery 14
They better pay for the damages
WCARlover 35
At least you saw it so he can't claim that someone else backed into it or something. I hope he pays!