Today, I learned that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I learned this first-hand when my 15-month-old began pooping them whole. In the bathtub. FML
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Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, my toddler gave me what I thought was a ball of melted chocolate. I held it and sniffed it to be sure… It was a freaking ball of her poop. FML
Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML
Today, while eating dinner, my child picked up a piece of their chicken off the floor and put it in their mouth. It wasn’t until during bath time did I realize it wasn't chicken but poop that fell out of their diaper. FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML
Today, while assisting my 2 year-old with potty training, she stuck her hand in her own poop, and when I wasn't expecting it, put her fingers in my mouth. Ever wondered what a green blowout tastes like? I don't have to. FML
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Someone648 10
Chocolate raisins?
Pleonasm 36
Grapes of Bath- By John Steinbeck.
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shorty6823 28
Good story to tell to future girl/boyfriends! Whereas normal kids pee in the tub, yours poops raisins!
sairvic 2
Did you not expect gross things to happen when you had a child? Cause you should have. Small children can be gross...
gc327072 31
"Eat my shit!" "WHAT?!" "You just did..."
Kittycorn 17
Did he start using them as tiny little bath toys ?
Epikouros 32
Would you have preferred him to poop out fully digested raisins in the bathtub?
Mandybruin 15
Hmm, this amuses me. Three Ha's for you.
mattrd_fml 31
Thats not true. My son eats them all the time.
Shinara101 14
I'm sorry, but that is aa baby, not a toddler. Barely even a year old! Of course it can't digest raisins! Let alone other solids!
shortasalways 9
OP said 15 month old, last time I checked a year was 12 months.
maggySNP 12
Scran em
allsmilesnow88 5
It's not that they can't. Yours just swallowed them whole