Today, I learned that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I learned this first-hand when my 15-month-old began pooping them whole. In the bathtub. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, my toddler gave me what I thought was a ball of melted chocolate. I held it and sniffed it to be sure… It was a freaking ball of her poop. FML
Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML
Today, while eating dinner, my child picked up a piece of their chicken off the floor and put it in their mouth. It wasn’t until during bath time did I realize it wasn't chicken but poop that fell out of their diaper. FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML
Today, while assisting my 2 year-old with potty training, she stuck her hand in her own poop, and when I wasn't expecting it, put her fingers in my mouth. Ever wondered what a green blowout tastes like? I don't have to. FML
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Someone648 10
Chocolate raisins?
Pleonasm 36
Grapes of Bath- By John Steinbeck.
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Comments (112)
fuckmahteeth 4
hahaha thats funny :)
Pockyluvx3 4
And I'm eating chocolate raisins as I'm reading this...Gross! At least it was the bathtub and not your bed OP. Over all though FYL :/
buckdharma 38
Are they Bathinettes?
ballettillidie 8
A raisin in the tub by lorraine Hansberry
TheStoryOfWazza 9
Did you eat it.?
theguy12 4
You can go sell them as second hand raisins!
itzia 7
Ha ha like rabbit poop x)
JayFoShizzle 4
I don't know how to feel about this
Jessj958 19
I have 2 boys one is 6, the other 21 months. That is one problem I haven't encountered yet but I will remember that the next time I feed one of them raisins!
MisterEx 28
Perhaps DocBastard can help/ correct me if I am mistaken on this one, but you might want to consult a doctor for a list of suitable food for a toddler. Not doing so can lead to huge stomach/etc issues even when he/she grows up to an adult. Some food can harm your baby, digested or not, on the long run.
buckdharma 38
Please help me DocBastard. I fed my baby some alphaebet soup and she pooped out an SOS. Should we take her to a doctor, or wait for more imformation?
ricars 5
MY BIG BROTHER DID THIS.