Today, I learned that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I learned this first-hand when my 15-month-old began pooping them whole. In the bathtub. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, my toddler gave me what I thought was a ball of melted chocolate. I held it and sniffed it to be sure… It was a freaking ball of her poop. FML
Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML
Today, while eating dinner, my child picked up a piece of their chicken off the floor and put it in their mouth. It wasn’t until during bath time did I realize it wasn't chicken but poop that fell out of their diaper. FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML
Today, while assisting my 2 year-old with potty training, she stuck her hand in her own poop, and when I wasn't expecting it, put her fingers in my mouth. Ever wondered what a green blowout tastes like? I don't have to. FML
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Someone648 10
Chocolate raisins?
Pleonasm 36
Grapes of Bath- By John Steinbeck.
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thehershman24 1
That's so funny I wish I was you just to see those raisin poops. Can you take a picture of them and send it to me because I love poop
female_troller 12
Lesson learned.
SirBathory 3
Still, I bet it was better to receive a solid refund compaired to liquid form.
Poolgirl8 1
How is that any more disgusting than regular poop in the bathtub?
BeachGirl27 23
Wow I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination - the image in my head right now is disgusting! Sorry to hear your story. My eldest daughter, as a toddler, managed to get poo from the back of her neck down to her ankles one time so I know how revolting it must have been for you. Hang in there - it gets better I promise! xox
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Are you talking about your child or your pet rabbit? If it was your rabbit, they probably weren't raisins....
Miss_Lucretia 9
And people say I'm weird for not wanting kids.
CharresBarkrey 16
People honestly call you weird when they find out you don't want kids? It's kind of a huge life decision, and only yours to make, so that's pretty uncalled for.
Drakonxanous 13
you should be proud they don't hold it in. they could of pooped somewhere a lot worse.
joposer 7
Sorry but 15mo is an infant not a toddler so yes, you deserved it.
ohhhsnapple 14
No. A child can usually walk by 15 months, making him/her a toddler.
dixiefoxx 22
Yeah, I could walk when I was 16 months
nerdsgetmehot 23
At least you weren't in the bathtub with him, right? My bro and I used to take baths together when we were babies (yeah, gross, I know) and he'd poop in the bath. Ugh.