Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML
Today, I learned a valuable life lesson : Never attempt to swallow your pills with a swig of hot tea. FML
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
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Readoll 13
Absolutely stupid... YDI
HowieDoIt 21
Much sharper than OP, I'm guessing.
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Comments (196)
an3ph 20
I see a new generation of viral internet challenges forthcoming.
brandoneyez1 25
Sounds like you deep throated those nuts.
Likian5 26
Who the f**k deepthroats a knife???
BethGaskarthh 9
That's just common sense
josiemorehouse 12
Who uses a knife for Nutella? I always find the biggest spoon I can fit in the jar!! :) Mmm, Nutella on cookies, apples, bananas, pretzels, or just straight from the jar. OP, YDI, totally!! Pay attention!!
sNOOBie_fml 24
Some, not all, put it on bread and that's when the knife is used.
josiemorehouse 12
Nutella & Fluff sandwich, perhaps? I'd still use a spoon, more surface area on the utensil to get Nutella on, and I can always have that extra spoonful of chocolate hazelnut deliciousness to tide me over until my sandwich is ready!! :D Bonus!!!
revois 9
Practice makes perfect.
A_Perfect_Circle 12
Licking can be just as pleasurable than deepthroating
Toast7 6
Wait wait....is this literally what happened or is this a clever metaphor? I can see either option potentially not ending nicely...
CAMtheboss 5
Why didn't you just lick the side
sNOOBie_fml 24
When using a knife, I don't stick it in my mouth afterwards. I simply use the wiggly little thing called the tongue while death staring at the knife so I won't get cut. Hope it's nothing too serious, OP.