Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML
Today, I learned a valuable life lesson : Never attempt to swallow your pills with a swig of hot tea. FML
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
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Top comments
Readoll 13
Absolutely stupid... YDI
HowieDoIt 21
Much sharper than OP, I'm guessing.
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Comments (196)
JMichael 26
Trying out to be a professional sword swallower eh?
rdenkewicz 11
Why couldn't you have just licked the knife clean?
outoftown 27
Because he didn't want to cut his tongue, silly! (Don't ask me how I know this;)
Deviant_fml 5
meh... I'm guessing it was a butter knife. That's the only possible way I see anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together even attempting this.
haiimangel 4
Lol I can relate I love Nutella
NoirSpartan 11
I bet it doesn't taste as good the second time.
stupidbox 9
i can't believe this got published...
CountWest 6
"Nut" and "deep-throat" all in the same FML.
CrissyyyS2 22
If you wanted Nutella so bad... why use a knife? Finger it.
False_Stupidity 42
Exactly, why deep throat it when you can finger it.
Mauskau 36
You have a tongue for a reason. Also, use a spoon. Or toast.
fmlnjd2013 15
Next time use a dick!!
sweetestbitcheva 14
I don't know if that's sarcastic... But WHY?!
sarcasticlover 30
the right way to eat nutella- don't use any knife or spoon!