Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML
Today, I learned a valuable life lesson : Never attempt to swallow your pills with a swig of hot tea. FML
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
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Readoll 13
Absolutely stupid... YDI
HowieDoIt 21
Much sharper than OP, I'm guessing.
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Comments (196)
sonictardis 8
Why not just go ape shit and stick your hand in the jar? I'd rather fist Nutella than deep throat a knife.
valentinov 15
:)) This is the best FML in weeks! It would appear that Nutella is deadly to stupidity... Who would have thought? Go, Nutella, go! Be a natural predator to morons!
sweet_nothinqs 5
Wtf
funsizedchic 7
Wow.
mkayden 23
YDI, ever heard of a magical thing called a spoon.
zsshamalama 11
Have fun with your future Darwin Award.
Sarcasm_Included 4
The taste buds on your tongue that taste sweet things are located on the tip of you tongue .... Not the back of your throat
inumiko 12
No shit Sherlock!
Lystune42 8
I literally created an account for the sole purpose of saying... Gosh you're an idiot.
TheMystery13 13
First of all, you're a moron. Second of all, are you single?