Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML
Ixlovexwaffles tells us more.
I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.
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Top comments
Malahkaa 19
Like mother like daughter...
Redoxx_fml 22
Too bad that doesn't change her being a dumbass, sorry OP
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Comments (108)
Redoxx_fml 22
Too bad that doesn't change her being a dumbass, sorry OP
Iwannarock1 19
I hope you unfriended her in FB!
funsizedliz 16
I'm just wondering who let her out of the kitchen?
kimeatszombies 22
go away, #23.
starile 20
Classy of her to assume the "ILF" part.
lmbachman 23
This "ILF" is the best comment on the entire post.
Ixlovexwaffles 0
We weren't friends on FB before she did this because of her posting inappropriate statuses, I actually found out from another family member
KitchKraft 21
Nice try, "op"
JDSini 20
Sucks for you but that's kind of funny on her part.
colinabi 13
Just delete the comment if it was on your wall.
Ixlovexwaffles 0
It was a status, not a wall post so I have no control in terms of "taking it down"
Malahkaa 19
Like mother like daughter...
Hildy93 21
This is why parents should not be on Facebook! And I am sorry OP, that is a shitty way of telling you're pregnant
ToxicTyrael 26
It's great to refind old friends. There's no need to exclude parents oder elder people from FB. Just don't accept them as a friend or set them onto a list for people you don't like to see your stuff.
starile 20
Regardless if they're FB friends or not, that message would've been seen by all the mom's FB friends and relatives. Still embarrassing.
Hildy93 21
#24 you speak nothing but the truth
kittykath32 22
At least she is taking it with humor. It could be a lot worse.
AndyPurdy 31
The ****
nothing92x 13
What witty writing right here.
ADBurns 22
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You both seem to be a class act.. Good luck with the pregnancy and i sincerely hope it's a boy..
Dillyduzit 23
Why are you judging OP? And women?
khaoticpanda 28
So much WHAT THE **** in one comment...
ToxicTyrael 26
I think #9 thinks OP and her mother are both dumb and therefore OP's daughter is going to be so too.. Just a wild guess.
teentee401 37
That sucks, but you gotta admit that's also pretty badass.
alexlots 20
Oh god that's a terrible way to announce that, congratulations though!