Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
BITCH!!!
te_amo_ily 0
nice mum of urs
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Comments (114)
Rainbow_dumpster 28
If you want some revenge, you can make a deadly virus and disguise it as something whatever your mother is into.. >:D
girlingreen 3
If you want a laptop so badly buy one, save up. YDI for not being happy with what you got. I would be happy with hot rollers.
FallenAngel2 0
wow what a ******* bitch
jordan75_fml 0
selfish person she should go out and buy u a laptop!
OrgasmicBunnies 9
take the laptop and hide it in your room. tell her that she is a selfish bitch and seagull her
bcamgirl 0
if u don't like them I'll take them
my_user_name 7
It's a GIFT, your mom doesn't have to give you anything. If she wants to spend her money on a laptop for herself instead of you, it does suck but it's her right. I'm sure she's done plenty to support you. if you need a laptop you can always save up for one.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
BUT THE ECONOMY THESE DAYS!!!!! You Sir need to **** off this poor soul can you not see his pain, he cant watch mobile **** on **** Hub or xnxx.com or 2girls 1cup or 1 guy 1 jar or Bme Pain Olympics, or Spank wire video, has he not suffered enough for you to be mean to him?
Erissa 2
How dare your mother get something for herself after raising and supporting your ass! WOW, HOW SELFISH.
nightwanderer 6
81 it was oroganly there gift the mom took it from op when she desired it and gave op her gift
Erissa 2
I'm just saying, it's the mom's right to do with it what she wants. She paid for it, so technically it's hers until she gives it to her kid. The mom didn't HAVE to get anything for the kid
nateball 0
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uupa99 0
you have one asshole of a mother.