Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
BITCH!!!
te_amo_ily 0
nice mum of urs
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Comments (114)
eazyeeze 0
Upload a virus into the laptop. Try to find something that pops up the message "You ruin Xmas, selfish bitch" on the screen.
justmyluck1212 0
Xmas isn't anything but a commercial holiday for ppl who aren't even Christian anyways
NuyoRicanGirl 3
I agree with #85 just plant a virus on her PC or lock it up with a pw it was ur gift and she stole it take that shit back who cares
xXCHAINEDXx 0
47 NO ONE CARES ABOUT WAT U HAVE TO SAY p.s. u suck at sarcasm
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
Yea 41 is right....ur mom reminds me of the grinch
lovesuckz123 0
how'd u find out?
mooshibear140 4
aha reminds me of my mom she gives me stuff saying she doesn't want it and then decides she likes it and takes it back afterwards. :/
Night22_fml 4
DELETE SYSTEM 32!
heatherfeather 4
my mom did that too. My 16th birthday present was supposed to be a digital camera but she liked it so instead I got an Applebees certificate
NonExistance 0
#81 - There is a GREAT difference between buying yourself something nice and stealing your own childs gift and half-assing a new one. Just because she raised a kid doesn't mean she can steal their clothes and things just because she wants them, And OP, your mother is an asshat.