Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML
Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML
Today, I tried to impress a French student by saying “Bonjour!” but instead said “Bordel!” which means “Brothel.” She laughed, and so did every one of the french students around us. My cultural street cred is officially dead. FML
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML
Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I spent my first night with my English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice, "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
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Gwyddhien 0
Don't worry... I'm a native French speaker, and "je suis excité" isn't that bad and can be used with non-sexual things as well
sooper 0
Hahaha, they must think you have some great fun ;D
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savvyslicer 0
I'm not sure if your friends are telling you the truth, but "je suis chaude" means i am hot in the sexual manner. so basically it means i am horny.
Ellodie_fml 0
you're wrong. so stay in your wrongness and be wrong. i'm French, and Je suis excité (with or without the "e" at the end (depending of the gender)) means I'm excited. do you know what "Tu es juste un idiot qui ne sais pas parler français" means? well you should go check it up
limejeans 0
it doesn't mean that! it means I'm excited!
randomburger 7
ahaha tu as tres mal a parle francais!!!!!!!!!!
HEYbunny 0
what the hell?!? ur so stupid! je suis excité doesn't mean it sexually excited! it mans I am excited! I speak French! I would know! MORON
210Brizzy 0
U idiot.Im francaphone and je suis excite means im excited.saying je suis sexuallment excite means sexually excited
soccer_lover_714 4
Oh damn. I've been taking French since kindergarten and ive said that phrase several times. Especially to my teachers :/ omg I'm gonna die soon...
sexy_dinosaur15 0
I'm Canadian french and je suis excité clearly means I'm excited, je suis sexuellement excité means I'm sexually excited
brownie1995 5
it actually does mean i'm excited
romeonsingcross 15
Ah, et is zee language of love, is it not.