Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML
Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML
Today, I tried to impress a French student by saying “Bonjour!” but instead said “Bordel!” which means “Brothel.” She laughed, and so did every one of the french students around us. My cultural street cred is officially dead. FML
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML
Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I spent my first night with my English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice, "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
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Gwyddhien 0
Don't worry... I'm a native French speaker, and "je suis excité" isn't that bad and can be used with non-sexual things as well
sooper 0
Hahaha, they must think you have some great fun ;D
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HeroicDude 0
Oh lawd, that is too funny!
JohnnySitu 0
Je suis excite is actually I'm excited even if you search it up on google translator. Whoever told you it's not is fooling you.
CastlesInTheSky 0
if you're perverted, it means you're sexually excited. if you're a normal human being, it means you're just excited for ex. a family member to come. honestly you're "french" friends are idiots.
splinds 0
Perhaps it's a good idea to LRN 2 ENGLISH before you tell people to learn to french. YOU'RE =/= YOUR Seriously. "You are "french" friends are idiots" = epic failx99000 P.S. Your comment is wrong.
Altoid09 0
I did the same thing this past year in French class. Don't feel too bad. The actual term is "Je suis ravi" You can bet I committed that one to memory...
Victoria2103 0
I don't even study French and I knew that one. Fool.
Amy_aye 0
I did the same thing in french class the other day, teacher announced it, bad timees! lol
MiszCrtny 0
where the hell did you get sexual from that phrase... je suis means i am.. hm.. learn your french.
mikethecrimson 0
Dude, thats so blowminding it just unblew my mind so it can be blown again.
Mr_schadenfreude 0
nah, don't worry. Je suis excite is the equivalent of i am excited in english anyway. Can't be misconstrued in normal conversation, but the same meaning applies to more polite english too.
shovetothels 0
i did this same thing in class... there's 22 people in my class... there are only 3 of us guys in the class... one kid was absent,the other was running attendance down to the office... you tell me what you thought happened