Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
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yandiepandy 0
I'd have her charged. Mother or no mother.
yandiepandy 0
#17.. there are some ****** up people out there. You'd be surprised what people are capable of.
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gsfgf 0
didn't post in correct thread; doesn't make sense here DELETED
wazdog 4
LOL at everyone's calling her mom a bitch and that she should be charged. She most likely just dropped the pan on the floor!
Chowi_fml 0
FYL for being raised in a christian family. I'm not saying christianity is a bad thing; putting God before your beloved ones (especially close family) is, though. So your mother follows the 'rules' of the Bible blindly, rather than supporting her own son who already has a lot to deal with, being different in a society like this. She should be encouraging you for staying true to yourself and being brave enough to tell her. I really hope for you she reconsiders. Being rejected by your own family is the worst thing ever. I know.
yandiepandy 0
Way to make assumptions about their religious upbringing. *thumbs up*
ob93 0
could be anytime of religion. way to stereotype. my family is major catholic, but if i said i was gay (which im not) they wouldn't mind.
eatmybeans 0
sucks for u
wrestling49 0
well i support gay rights, but i do not support gay marriage. If my kid was gay i wouldn't be too happy though. that sucks about the hot grease!! lol
ob93 0
hmm, sounds kinda hypocritical.
iFruit 0
Just like straight people don't choose to be straight, gay people don't choose to be gay. OP:(
shr2009 0
ummmm...child abuse much?
Cthulu 0
#107, 20 internets to you
lostand_confused 1
depends whether its a black mother and son or a white mother and son. cause if the momma is black... you should have known to never tell her, plus you wouldn't get to call 911. more like 919 after she done knocked you out
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I can only hope you mean that the shock made her drop the pan in surprise (not out of ill intent), and you both got splashed but not badly hurt or anything. If you mean that she splashed you wih the hot grease intentionally just because of your sexual orientation, it is a billon times more FYL. D: