Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
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yandiepandy 0
I'd have her charged. Mother or no mother.
yandiepandy 0
#17.. there are some ****** up people out there. You'd be surprised what people are capable of.
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Comments (189)
Zwink 0
(now lets see if I can get a comment moderated) I think gays are the worst people on earth and they caused global warming, i think we should lock them up in concentration camps and and work them to death (seriously i don't but I just want to have a moderated comment.)
ohmandapants 17
LMAO! They indeed caused Global warming. Them. and the Russians.
Zwink 0
lol, wow it hasn't been moderated yet
Zwink 0
lol, wow it hasn't been moderated yet
Zwink 0
double post my bad :(
ohmandapants 17
I'm surprised people haven't blasted me for "being racist against Russians". People on this site can't usually take a joke. :)
ElMundio87 0
that's not a pun, that's you being an idiot
Eldorko 0
"Judge not, that ye be not judged" Matthew 7:1 I'm JEWISH and I can tell you that off the top of my head. Now why can't most of the hardline Christians out there do the same...
XxKate1294xX 0
*applause* Thank you. :) I was about to post that, but you already did, so yay. And same here, except I'm agnostic..not Jewish.
Scrantoncity 0
118.. well uh We can't judge them but God certainly can. In Romans 1:27 "men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence [sic] of their error which was meet." He punishes those who break his law. And everyone breaks it so we should be tolerant of Homosexuals but at least they should know they are sinning...
ob93 0
so if levitical law is still in place, lets not eat shellfish. we can have slaves. or lets not bullshit ourselves, and realize not everything from the Bible applies today. and this is from a practicing catholic.
ob93 0
134, employing smarts ftw. and someone brought up a good point: if it's love, how is it a sin? aren't we commanded to love? and its not against nature, because there are some animals that have homosexual behaviors.
ob93 0
oh shit, wrong area. haha, silly me.
DunHassleDuhHoff 0
Come to her house in a ski mask on day and knee her in the stomach, scream "BITCH! SHOULDN"T HAVE STOLEN MY CAR!" then run away at top speed. Karma at its best. And maybe we will see it on FML
JohnnyTheFox 0
The FML fascists will take care of your politically-incorrect comment shortly.
WTF_its_emmy 0
omg dats horrible :( wen i told my mom i was a lesbian she ode on me because im young & shit im like okay im 15 it was 2008 get over it well now im turning 17 lols but yeah & my ex qirl was the one dat use 2 keep a smile on my face because i use 2 always cry; i miss my ex :( ur mom hopefuallyy will qet over it ; my mom did...but if she sees me around a (AG) she'll kill me & her. dats the they ima swinq at my mother. -_-
brianjman14 23
shoulda taken it out of her hand and whipped at her face!!!! lol jk but u shoulda atleast backtalked to her by calling her a bitch and stuff cause she deserves it. u can't help being gay and being gay is totally normal
JohnnyTheFox 0
Too bad the grease wasn't hot semen!
darkmis1 18
For all the anti-gays and people who believe that you go to hell if you're gay because of the bible, how would you feel if somebody discriminated against you for being straight. What did they ever do to you? It's not like they CHOOSE to be gay. Grow up! OP-that's horrible what your mother did. Just sit her down and have a talk with her about it, and she'll come around. If she's loved you your whole life, she won't stop now. Good luck!
lambchop23 0
yeah they pretty much do choose to be gay
XxKate1294xX 0
Tell me when I made that choice then..honestly, please do. I never liked men, always women. That's how life always worked for me, if you tell me HOW i can love men, then please do. But praying, therapy, ect has been proven to not change who they are attracted to, but only how they ACT. It wouldn't hurt anyone, and it is LOVE, so why is it considered sin?
anniemeece 23
Why on earth would they choose to be gay?
ob93 0
oh yes, because people would choose to be discriminated against. you're totally right. retard
blland 0
based on many factors. folks who finished high school without failing should know that "sexual orientation" is neither genetically related nor enforcible by polypeptide chains.
ob93 0
#122 has got the right idea. internet high five!
DrunkenValor 0
I would love to be gay, men are so much easier to understand then chicks. But sadly my penis denies me the right to have sex with a gay man. The best I can hope for is bro rape.
RPGod 0
Holy shit! Press charges on her crazy bitch ass!