Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
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yandiepandy 0
I'd have her charged. Mother or no mother.
yandiepandy 0
#17.. there are some ****** up people out there. You'd be surprised what people are capable of.
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Comments (189)
barca09 0
YDI for being a ******
michaelcarell 0
holy shit
PhantomxBrave 0
....
prospekt1 0
thats wat u get fag
mcodonnel 0
haha if you were my son id do a lot worse then throw a pan of hot grease on him if he told me he was gay god gave man a penis and women a ****** for a reason not so u could stick it in another dudes ass
dsnke1 0
Thats what Im talking about. Hope he got the gay burnt out of him.
joeydboy123 0
agreed
Ladypartslegit 0
someone should burn the christian out of you. jesus does not approve tisk tisk
Nacirema20 0
i dont think she spilled it on him... i think his mom just dropped it and probly burnt both of them... Just a thought...
DameGreyWulf 1
Huh. I was reading this like she was so shocked she dropped the pan and splattered grease on herself. Because I doubt she jumped and sent grease flying... Though there are some sickos who would throw the grease, on purpose.
bjg93 0
so much hate :(
alex_vik 1
Haha, owned.
blland 0
oh i know! let's start a bible study community!