Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, since getting the new kitten that only I wanted, it has scratched me and peed on my socks, my side of the bed and my laptop. It loves my husband though, who was against getting a cat at all. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Benedryl ! You may be able to do something. Talk to an allergist before doing anything drastic.
just16letters 15
That could be death by cuteness
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Clawsified 6
I'm allergic to cats, but recently learned the loratadine (the generic version of Claritin) completely gets rid of it for me. Get the generic version at Target or Walmart for very cheap.
JKPwnage 27
Death by cuteness:3
Salfo 7
Plot twist: the car knows youre allegic to and just follows u to torture u
lolcat97 28
Some people get used to it after a while, it just might take a little bit of time and suffering. Good luck op
ThePez828 18
My husband takes Zyrtec everyday and he feels no symptoms of his cat allergy. Ask your doctor what you can take!
Vanillanougat 14
Fact: cats will only love you if they know you'll hate them for it.
froggedatthe 4
I'm also a cat lady.
FieryMite 4
Allergy pills bro helps me
sousaphonist 14
Clariton. You have a kitten that loves you, you for deal with the allergies.
maiziedog 8
My boyfriend (who lives with me) is quite allergic to cats. We foster cats. Every time we get a new one in, he is so sick. We feed them a high-quality, grain-free food. By the end of week 3, he has no symptoms. Feed the kitty a better, grain-free food! Cats are carnivores. When they eat better food, they produce less dander, shed less, and their saliva is not as allergy-inducing.
Lehk 9
that's bull crap, using hipster food won't change the hair or dander of a cat. you boyfriend is becoming accustomed to the cats. I used to be very allergic to cats but my wife got a cat shortly after we met and over time I got less and less allergic to him. he now sleeps many nights on my shoulder.